I know that I've mentioned before that I live near Nemacolin Woodlands, a resort that has all won kinds of stars and diamonds and accolades and awards. It's owned by Joseph Hardy III, the founder and CEO of 84 Lumber.
Last week, the 84 year old Mr. Hardy married for the third time. His new bride is a 22 year old local girl, who worked in the Nemacolin Spa.
And guess what? This pillar of good judgment is one of our County Commissioners.
We're so freakin' doomed.