The checklists are getting shorter.
The house is reasonably clean.
The garden is...eh. Weeded.
The first family members will arrive tonight.
A million people are coming on Sunday, and miracle of miracles, the weather will probably cooperate!
I made an artsy-type collage of wedding and honeymoon snapshots and dragged out the wedding album so that I can force my guests to look through it and tell me how lovely and thin I was 25 years ago.
So I'm feeling calm. And I'll be back when it's all over!