I like to read lots of styles of stitching blogs, and I always enjoy reading about bloggers' kids and even about their pets.
I've just realized that I have UFO's that are older than most of your children. Heck - I have UFO's that are older than MY children! And unless you have one of those crazy exotic birds or maybe a chimpanzee or and elephant, my UFO's are older than all of your pets. Oops. I forgot horses.
Mind you, I'm just commenting about this. It doesn't upset me at all. I refuse to get all self-judging about it.
So if you want to know how old my oldest UFO is, I'll tell you that it's older than a bison, but younger than a hippopotamus.