Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Floss Porn

Ha!  Got your attention, didn't I??

Yesterday I received a package (in a plain brown wrapper) from Danielle because I won a giveaway on her blog.  She was giving away some threads and Wowee!  She sent such a generous package of threads in a gorgeous variety of colors. 

So I opened it up.  Slowly.  And my breath quickened.  And my heart pounded.  My hands tingled.  And then the threads spilled out and I gasped.  Yes, yes, yes!  And then I reached for a cigarette.  (Just kidding about that part...I don't really smoke.  The rest is true, though.)  But oh-baby do I have plans for these!  Thanks Danielle!



17 comments:

  1. And then you reached for a cigarette?! I am just cracking up here, Lee! Wow--you hit the jackpot with that giveaway! Congratulations :)

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  2. What a fun suprise! Have fun and show lots of pictures.

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  3. Ha! You were the only one who got their package in a plain brown wrapper. I ran out of little padded envelopes and so did not feel like running to the store for ONE envelope. So, there you go. For all of the readers, I DID label the package with my return address and "Danielle's Blog Giveaway" so it wasn't mistaken for, well, you know! ha, ha

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  4. Lucky you! Enjoy your new stash!
    (But not too much!)

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  5. What great threads and a funny, funny post!

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  6. Now you are going to get lots of unwanted visitors ! lol Love the threads !!! ♥

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  7. Oh no! My employer is going to write me up for looking at 'porn'!!!
    Great stash!!!

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  8. Gret bunch of floss, nice colors.

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  9. Oh yes, there are many kinds of porn! Kitchen porn is one of my biggest addictions, with floss (especially silk) being right up there. :D

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  10. What a great package to receive - nothing like handling floss,

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  11. What a generous giveaway! Nice colors!

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  12. Oh... my... goodness! I think my jaw just hit the floor. What an awesome haul!

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  13. Yeah baby, yeah!! What a beautiful piece of porn--the best kind--stitchy porn! Woohoo on the good mail day. :)

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  14. Oh Lord, porn. And I just sat here a watched.

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